The speed of /c/ is a wall they say. Born in ’84, genderfluid, she/they (demi¿girl?) contains less than 8% bees. Living in B'more. Let me know if you want a tag! I tag anything with links to people's OF with "SW" and if you're under 18 or your local areas age of majority, please filter "Minors DNI". Nothing I post will ever, EVER be explicitly sexual but this is a comfort boundary for myself. My ask box is open to any questions but I reserve the right to mercilessly mock the rude. This Blog Is Anti TERF, Anti SWERF, Anti FASCIST, Anti-TRUSCUM, too. I support Jewish people and Muslims and if you are anti-semitic or islamophobic, FUCK OFF. My tumblr!fic is tagged Story Time.
Oh also, new followers: I know/am friends with/follow/etc several sex workers. While my blog will always remain porn free (I cannot guarantee always SFW), if I can reblog and support sex workers and help them with their income, that’s gonna happen. It’ll be tagged “SW” and “Minors DNI”.
Over and over, sex workers say the most valuable thing you can do to help them is to help them *get paid* and trust them to know what is best for their own safety and welfare. But my blog also falls over the dash of a lot of minors, so I am doing my best to be responsible to as many people as I can simultaneously.
It’s okay to not follow if you’re uncomfortable with that. My blog will involve lots of swearing and difficult topics. I frankly trust teens to be able to navigate that. So this is a safer space, not a safe space. I am asking anyone who is a minor to please blacklist Minors DNI. If you aren’t comfortable talking about sex work, please blacklist SW. If you need any tags at all, please let me know and I’ll try to be good about them.
truly my LEAST favorite form of advertisement these days is the faux-tiktoker/influencer who is here to Sell Me Something. the “omg unbox my Pureology ™ skincare haul!!!” “doing the #NespressoChallenge!!!” “you guys will not BELIEVE what i got from shein-“ like its scary. its WEIRD. not only do i have no idea who these perfectly manicured, babytalking people are they feel less like real people than even an actual advertiser does. stop trying to make me believe you are my friend. you are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal shape shift beneath the surface.
Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno
im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies
Right as we speak there are millions of lovely trans girls with heavenly voices who think their voice is bad. It’s tragic. It’s so miserable they’re so hot and lovely and angelic but can’t see it. Pray to whatever god you want to for them
Everytime a mutual reblogs this and tags it “ohhh but not me tho” I’m gonna reblog it again.
You absolutely fools, your falling right into the ops trap. Show yourself some empathy!
Trans girl voices are so fine and I wish I could hear them all 😍
Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they’re casting a spell with a verbal component it’s literally more effective than a counter spell.
This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they’re trying to use somnatic components.
Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can’t do anything
“Why don’t people recognize Link in TOTK” bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn’t bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like “Bake one of every pie”
Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn’t that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?
Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that’s wild
“Wouldn’t they recognize him bc he’s with Zelda” Everyone interacting with Zelda was like “Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who’s building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!”
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Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn’t need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum
Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link
Every time this comes across my dash it’s gotten better.
Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell
Remember to keep your thumb on the outside of your fingers when you make a fist instead of tucking it inside, you want to make sure you break that piece of shit’s nose and not your own thumb
I want to once again and in the strongest possible terms commend to you the Dog Park Dissidents. If you don’t know them, check them out. Especially if you like hardcore/queercore. Give them a follow. Tell your friends.
a pack of 100 Vegas ants all working together to carry one single poker chip to a roulette table, betting it on red, watching it land on black, and each jumping into the nearest cocktail it can reach and drowning itself for the pride of the antill
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